Slow-B-Gone Speed Spray - T-Shirt
Finally! Science has caught up with your excuses. Introducing the official Slow-B-Gone shirt, inspired by the miracle spray that promises to erase your sluggish lap times one cheek at a time. Engineered using patented RaceChem™ Cotton Blend Technology (also known as “a shirt”), it’s scientifically proven* to make you look 0.2 seconds faster while standing still.
Wear it at the track, in the paddock, or while explaining why you didn't hit a new PB “because of track temps today.” Each shirt proudly tells the world that you take your racing seriously enough to buy this shirt.
Whether you’re shaving seconds or just pretending to, this tee keeps you cool, confident, and questionably aerodynamic.
Spray it. Wear it. Send it.
Because the only thing slower than your lap times is... nope that's it. Your lap times.
*No actual data, just vibes.
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: ninetyoneoctane
- Email: contact@support.shop.ninetyoneoctane.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Slow-B-Gone Speed Spray - T-Shirt Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|