Slow-B-Gone Speed Spray - Hoodie
Finally! Science has caught up with your excuses. Introducing the official Slow-B-Gone hoodie — inspired by the miracle spray that promises to erase your sluggish lap times one cheek at a time. Crafted with patented RaceChem™ Thermal Blend Technology (also known as “a hoodie”), it’s scientifically proven* to make you look 0.2 seconds faster while staying 10 degrees warmer.
Wear it at the track, in the paddock, or while explaining why you didn’t set a new PB “because the tires never came up to temp.” Each hoodie proudly tells the world that you take your racing seriously enough to buy merch about a fake product.
Whether you’re shaving seconds or just pretending to, this hoodie keeps you warm, confident, and still questionably aerodynamic.
Spray it. Wear it. Send it.
Because the only thing slower than your lap times is… nope, that’s it. Your lap times.
*No actual data, just vibes.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: ninetyoneoctane
- Email: contact@support.shop.ninetyoneoctane.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Slow-B-Gone Speed Spray - Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|