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Slow-B-Gone Speed Spray - Hoodie

$64.05 CAD
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Finally! Science has caught up with your excuses. Introducing the official Slow-B-Gone hoodie — inspired by the miracle spray that promises to erase your sluggish lap times one cheek at a time. Crafted with patented RaceChem™ Thermal Blend Technology (also known as “a hoodie”), it’s scientifically proven* to make you look 0.2 seconds faster while staying 10 degrees warmer.

Wear it at the track, in the paddock, or while explaining why you didn’t set a new PB “because the tires never came up to temp.” Each hoodie proudly tells the world that you take your racing seriously enough to buy merch about a fake product.

Whether you’re shaving seconds or just pretending to, this hoodie keeps you warm, confident, and still questionably aerodynamic.

Spray it. Wear it. Send it.

Because the only thing slower than your lap times is… nope, that’s it. Your lap times.

*No actual data, just vibes.

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  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Slow-B-Gone Speed Spray - Hoodie Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are given by suppliers and may have a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).Helpful hint! Take one of your own items, measure it, and compare those dimensions to the ones listed in this size chart.A LengthPosition the start of the tape measure at the collar's edge at the top (high point shoulder) and stretch it down to the item's end.B WidthPut the tape measure at one side of the chest and extend it across to the opposite side.C Sleeve lengthStart measuring from the middle of the back of the collar, follow along the sleeve's top seam up to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the sleeve's end.

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